Cobra Commander
Coffee House

And now I, Cobra Commander, will destroy your pathetic national monuments unless the following demands are met...

I kid, I kid. I'm just here to host my little Coffee Houses, and to introduce my first guest poet. Oh, it'll be a real treat for all you hep catssss.

Here he is, the Sultan of Smooth, the Swindler with Style, the Galatic Gangsta himself...ladies and gentlemen, I give you...

CC: Lando Calrissian!

Lando: Good evening, Cobra Commander. Pleasure to be here.

CC: Great to have you, dawg.

Lando: Ahem. Yes, of course.

Lando: How's everyone doing tonight? I thought I'd share with you a little poem of mine...I call it "The Mynock."

The Mynock...